Sad Pittsburgh Fan Turns to Craigslist to Look for Missing Defense
True story: A friend of mine once posted a Missed Connections ad for her pants, but this might be better. (OK. Not really. But on the Craigslist scale of shame and depression, it’s pretty high.)
Via Craigslist:
“The defensive skills of the Pittsburgh Penguins have been missing since Wednesday, April 11th, at about 8:00pm. If you have seen the defense or have any idea of where it could be located, please give a head’s up to the team IMMEDIATELY.”
Filed Under: Sarah Larimer, Things On the Internet
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