Have you been following hockey this year? It’s cool! No worries. Everyone’s busy. I totally get that. To help you catch up, here’s a short but incomplete list of a few things to watch during the NHL postseason, which starts today. In no particular order:

1. Gustav Nyquist
2. Tomas Tatar
3. Tomas Tatar’s eviction notice
4. Mike Babcock’s sad face
5. Mike Babcock’s happy face
6. (The joke is that they are the same face, you see.)
7. Jimmy Howard
8. The Magic Man
9. The resiliency of Detroit
10. Hey, did you know it’s Detroit Week here?
11. Brendan Smith
12. Brendan Smith’s brother, Reilly Smith
13. Brendan and Reilly Smith’s mom and dad
14. Patrice Bergeron
15. Zdeno Chara
16. Tuukka Rask
17. Bro’ing out at Harvard Square
18. Rene Rancourt
19. Tommy Wingoals
20. Tomas Hertl
21. “I not much like L.A. this season.”
22. Sharkie
23. Tomas Hertl + Sharkie
24. Being adorable
25. Being from Wisconsin
26. Minions
27. Wookiees
28. Pirates
29. #HartnellDown
30. The best player in the world
31. The other best player in the world
32. James Neal’s wrist shot
33. James Neal’s hair
34. Evgeni Malkin’s Instagram account
35. Kris Letang
36. Dan Bylsma
37. Marc-Andre Fleury
38. Marc-Andre Fleury’s confidence
39. The St. Louis Blues’ power-play dance
40. The Ambassador of Fun
41. T.J. Oshie
42. T.J. Oshie’s super-cute baby
43. Alex Steen
44. David Backes
45. Animals that David Backes can adopt
46. Ryan Miller
47. Ways in which Curtis Joseph can influence our lives
48. The physical health of the St. Louis Blues
49. The emotional health of the St. Louis Blues
50. Oh fine whatever just watch the St. Louis Cardinals
51. Seriously I don’t even want to talk about it
52. Patrick Roy
53. Patrick Roy’s seething rage
54. For real is Patrick Roy hulking out yet because I’d like a heads-up on this one
55. Nathan MacKinnon
56. #WhyNotUs
57. Matt Duchene’s knee
58. Tyler Seguin’s “go expletive yourself” world tour
59. But probably also Tyler Seguin’s hotel room at 2 a.m.
60. Jamie Benn
61. Peskiness
62. Grit
63. Heart
64. Intangibles
65. Mimico
66. Carey Price
67. P.K. Subban
68. Speaking French
69. Being Canada’s team
70. JK that’s not a thing
71. #LUMBUS
72. SERIOUSLY #LUMBUS
73. Patrick Sharp
74. Madelyn Sharp
75. My Little Blackhawk
76. Jonathan Toews
77. Patrick Kane
78. CHELSEA CHELSEA I BELIEVE
79. Duncan Keith
80. Brent Seabrook’s pep talks
81. Brent Seabrook’s hair
82. A lot of hair on this list already, is that weird?
83. Going high glove side
84. Dustin Brown
85. The entire Brown family, if we’re being real
86. Jonathan Quick
87. Missing Ben Scrivens
88. JEFF. CARTER. (And, by extension, @theRoyalHalf)
89. Professional athlete and Olympic gold-medalist Drew Doughty
90. Mixing up the L.A. Kings and Sacramento Kings logos
91. TEEMU.
92. TEEMU FOREVER.
93. Some other dudes who play for the Anaheim Ducks, I guess
94. TEEMU.
95. TEEMU.
96. TEEMU.
97. Bryz
98. Josh Harding
99. Being brave
100. Ryan Suter
101. Zach Parise
102. That little kid who loves Charlie Coyle
103. Jon Cooper (!!!!!)
104. Steve Yzerman
105. Ben Bishop
106. Ryan Callahan
107. Steven Stamkos
108. Recovering from horrific injuries
109. Not Martin St. Louis
110. OK fine Martin St. Louis because the Rangers made it too
111. John McEnroe’s bandmate
112. NBC’s dreams coming true
113. Don Cherry
114. Tim Thompson’s YouTube page
115. Fancy stats
116. Hockey Twitter
117. NHL Ties
118. Extra Skater
119. Organist Alert
120. Doc Emrick’s synonym game
121. Having fun out there

What did I forget? Oh, yeah. This bro.

Happy playoffs, guys.