The Only Venn Diagram You Need to Understand the 2013 AMA Nominations
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Award shows still happen. And they still give out awards at these award shows. And unfortunately, they continue to dictate how the populace interprets and categorizes music. One of those shows is the American Music Awards, and its list of nominees were announced this morning.
Here’s what I learned about American music:
I sincerely hope this ruins your day.
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