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What’s more astounding – that Ty Wigginton’s T-shirt jersey was on the discount rack, that Rocco Baldelli’s was not, or that they made a Ty Wigginton T-shirt jersey in the first place? I vote for a three-way tie. I also vote that we start calling T-shirt jerseys “J-shirts.” |
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“Please, everybody, feel free to wear the colors of opposing teams during our home games! We don’t care! We’re just glad you’re here! Hey, how ’bout that free parking?” |
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I was bitterly disappointed that Elijah Dukes’ J-shirt wasn’t for sale. There goes my idea for Halloween. |
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Closeup shot of the roof inside the Trop. I felt like Dick Dreyfuss in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” staring at that thing. |
Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book “Now I Can Die In Peace” is available in paperback.
