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Stoner and I blatantly violate the “No man over 35 should ever wear their team’s jersey to a baseball game” rule. In the background, you can see our dates for the game. By the way, I’m wearing Jason Priestley’s toupee from the 1995 season of “Beverly Hills, 90210.” |
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Before 2004, this family would have been berated with obscenities and “1918” chants. |
 | Most Tampa fans either buy blank jerseys or jerseys with their own names on the back. That’s really the ultimate sign that your team needs to move or fold – fans wearing blank jerseys. |
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Hey, look, it’s “Throback Tuesday”! I wish we could have been there for “Helmutt Day.” |
Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book “Now I Can Die In Peace” is available in paperback.
