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Wide shot of the fans waiting to head into the ballpark at 5:40 p.m. to catch batting practice. You’ll notice that it’s all Red Sox fans and old people. This would have been the worst orgy ever. |
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The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches. |
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Right after this picture was taken, the girl tore an Achilles tendon and the guy blew out his ACL. |
 | This Josh Paul jersey was selling for $99 in the pro shop. Do I even need a follow-up joke? I say no. |
Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book “Now I Can Die In Peace” is available in paperback.
