Posts by Jenny Johnson

November 4, 2011
The Rules of Prayer and Sports

For the past several years my two favorite Jesuses have been my landscaper and the Jesus who gives rappers MTV awards. But look out! There’s a new Jesus in town and this guy fucking loves sports. I know this by how many people I see praying to him during various tense moments at sporting events. […]
October 21, 2011
Reality TV Stars Dating Athletes: Our Modern Scourge

There are few things in this world that truly bore the shit out of me. Children’s sporting events, dance recitals, conferences, being delayed at the airport, mandatory workshops, etc. But nothing bores me more than seeing two slightly famous people — one a reality TV idiot, the other a somewhat well-known athlete — announce to […]
October 6, 2011
Great Moments in Twitter History: #DevilGingerInMyHome

Sometimes bad things happen to good people (me obviously being the good person in this story). Such was the case this year when my 15-year-old stepdaughter broke the only rule I ever set in our home: NO GINGERS ALLOWED. She knew this rule and chose to disobey it by bringing a cold, clammy devil dragon […]