Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose start their NBA power rankings with the teams in the “Sorry for Jabari” group, move on to the “Walking Dead,” then the teams in “No-Man’s-Land,” and finish with “The Chameleons.”

Then, Bill and Jalen finish their power rankings with the NBA teams that are “Fool’s-Gold Diggers,” move to the “Wild-Card” teams, the “One Trade Away Club,” and “The Contenders,” and, finally, announce “The Favorite” to win the NBA championship.

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