And Here’s a Picture of Our Boss With a Mustache
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Grantland’s fearless leader on Monday appeared on national television with a mustache.
The decision was met with mixed reaction. There were a few celebrity comparisons, more than a few porn jokes, and well, OK, mostly horror.
Below you’ll find some of our favorite Mustache Monday tweets. Weigh in on Bill Simmons’ mustache on Twitter (where it now has its own handle uh, thanks, guy?) or leave us a comment on Facebook.
What the heck is up with Bill Simmons’ mustache? It will haunt my dreams.
@PTI @sportsguy33 Nice ‘stache. Started tying damsels to railroad tracks yet?
@PTI Oh my sweet Jesus, that is glorious. A mustache Magnum P.I. could be proud of.
@sportsguy33 ‘s mustache is absolutely petrifying
hey @sportsguy33 that’s the third worst mustache i’ve ever seen. i’m assuming you aren’t allowed near schools until you shave?
@sportsguy33 You have inspired me to start growing my own mustache. I think I’ll call it “The Simmons”.
Is that Luigi from Super Mario Brothers? RT @bubbaprog: GOOD GOD SIMMONS MUSTACHE ON @PTIShow http://30fram.es/3l5
@sportsguy33 Just saw your mustache– it’s worse than Michael Jordan’s.
He’s a regular Cary Grantland. RT:@Gusramsey @sportsguy33 Paul Newman from The Sting called. He wants his ‘stache back.
Who else thinks Bill Simmons’ mustache makes him a ringer for Tom Friedman??
HOLY SHIT. SIMMONS WITH THE MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE A THIN STAN VAN GUNDY.
Wow, John Wilkes Booth hosted PTI recently. Video: Bill Simmons Will Freak You Out With His New Mustache http://t.co/1IV5CCD via @SportsGrid
Mid life crisis RT @PTI: Ladies and gentlemen, the Bill Simmons mustache. http://t.co/cKY1LlT
Looks like I’m growing mine again. Love you, William. RT @PTI: Ladies and gentlemen, the Bill Simmons mustache. http://twitpic.com/634nju
Feeling amused about this mustache until I saw Bill Simmons’ on PTI. Goodbye, short-lived, old-timey mustache.
Bill Simmons looks like he should be on the next episode of to catch a predator with that mustache.
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