Half Baked Ideas: Mother Nature’s Tattoos

by Grantland Staff on November 14, 2012

Kevin Wildes pitches Bill Simmons a half-baked idea that involves people paying money to be scarred by wild animal attacks, but, you know, in a controlled environment.

Filed Under: THE BS REPORT, Grantland Channel

More THE BS REPORT
More Features

More from

We Went There: Clippers-Mavs and DeAndre Jordan Night in Los Angeles October 30, 2015
No Messi, No Problem: Neymar Becomes a Superstar October 30, 2015
World Series Weekend: Five Questions for Three (or Two) Royals-Mets Games October 30, 2015
Brand Echh: Sandra Bullock and Billy Bob Thornton Can’t Save the Lame ‘Our Brand Is Crisis’ October 30, 2015
50 Scenes That Do Not Appear in the Fox ‘X-Files’ Revival October 30, 2015

More THE BS REPORT

Brian Grazer and Bill Simmons From SXSW April 6, 2015
Doug Collins on the 76ers, Coaching Michael Jordan, and More March 30, 2015
Larry David on the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale, the Future of ‘Curb,’ and More March 29, 2015
Charles Barkley and Bill Simmons From SXSW March 29, 2015
Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Simmons From SXSW March 29, 2015

See all THE BS REPORT

More Features

Blades of Glory October 28, 2015
Russell, the Creator October 28, 2015
30 for 30 Shorts: Every Day October 28, 2015
The 15 Biggest Plays in Baseball History October 27, 2015
The Laughs, Pathos, and Overwhelming Talent of Jan Hooks October 20, 2015

See all Features