Look at All These Photos of Carmelo Anthony Wearing Hats
It’s July, and news is slow, so we had to share the joy here. This morning, we discovered that a quick Getty Images search reveals that Carmelo Anthony has spent the entire offseason modeling different hats. Did you know Carmelo wants to start his own hat line? Well, now you do.
The man loves hats.
Just look at all of this.
1. WHITE PARTY MELO
2. #HATMAFIA MELO
3. THE NEW GILLIGAN
4. WEALTHY CATTLE RANCHER GIVES A TED TALK
5. STRUGGLING JAZZ SOLOIST MELO
6. SUCCESSFUL JAZZ SOLOIST MELO
7. CIGAR CLUB MELO
8. SKATEBOARD MELO
9. MONOPOLY MAN MELO
Remember those Nike commercials with “The LeBrons”? Jordan Brand executives probably aren’t planning a sequel to those ads with eight different Carmelos, but goddamnit, they should be.
10. [No hat] [This is not Carmelo Anthony.]