Posts by David Parker

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    The Comedifan: Not Just the Funny Guy in Your Section

    [Ed. note: this piece is entirely fictional and should be read in the spirit of “The Curious Case of Sidd Finch“] Late autumn is when baseball honors its own, handing out hardware in recognition of the past season’s greatest individual achievements. For all the awards given out this postseason, there will be nothing for fans, […]

  • Why Jose Reyes Shouldn’t Give the Mets a Hometown Discount.

    In the upcoming months, New York Mets shortstop Jose Reyes could command more than $100 million for a contract of up to seven years. The front office in Flushing may balk at those numbers, but unless the Mets are prepared to make Reyes an offer that will keep him in Queens for the rest of […]