Some notes:
1. Jadeveon Clowney is still not safe for college football. Even his police escorts realize he’s a monster.
2. College football players talking to agents signing with agents is still very much against NCAA rules.
3. “Don’t tweet,” Clowney advised his peers at SEC Media Day. That rule probably applies to Instagram now.
4. Seriously. Jay Z is, like, three steps away from taking over the world.
5. Please, God, let him ruin the NCAA while he does it.
(Hat tip: @Rand_Getlin)