An important music video was released today.
It’s by the Golf Boys, a musical supergroup made up of PGA Tour players Ben Crane, Rickie Fowler, Hunter Mahan, and (world’s most interesting man finalist) Bubba Watson.
This video: “2.Oh.”
It’s named that because their first hit single was titled “Oh Oh Oh.” That’s why this one’s called “2.Oh,” because it’s like the sequel or something.
The following are the official lyrics of “2.Oh,” provided by the Golf Boys camp. And it was sent via Word document, so you know it’s official. Interspersed between the lyrics are pictures of Bubba Watson doing a perfect “drunkest girl at the party”/”huge liability if he decides to crash our wedding reception” impression.
Uh huh, un Huh
Golf Boys mayne
Two thousand triziteen (triziteen)
Ben Crane
We runnin this short game
Hit em with it now, c’mon25 inches on my golf cart rims
going Bubba long, better watch out kids
Hittin so hard, I’m coming out my shoes
Ain’t afraid to cry, boo-hoo hooty-hoo
Oh, how the birdies love me, love me, love me
Almonds in my bag cause they yummy to my tummy
Pictures of my back swing, baby that ain’t funny
Got my SPF on cause its sunny sunny sunnyWe going flat bills, we going flat bills
Rickie Fowler da Fowler da Fowler da flat bills
We going button up, we going button up
Bubba da Bubba da Bubba button up
We going Mahan, we going Mahan
Grizzly bearded like a mountain man
We going insane, we going Ben Crane
Cuh caw, cuh caw golf boys, mayne
I got some hot wings at Stuart Appleby’s
Oh I wanna win so Aaron Baddeley?
My ball hit the trees and it bounced on the green
Man he got off so Adam Scott-freeCaught a Tiger by his tail for the Bo Van Pelt
Made a shirt from the fur cause I liked the way it felt
Rain delay, now they sound the alarm
You couldn’t hit the side of a Ricky BarnesI like olives in my Rory Sabbatini
One time I got asked to play in a bikini
They said it was for
A really good cause
I thought about it, then I said “Kevin … NA”
Stewie Stewie Cink, Stewie Stewie Cink
I got a drippy faucet on my Stewie Stewie CinkI took a vacay at Sang Moon-Bae
I got a massage every single Jason Day
Messin with me, you must be cruisin for a bruisin
Don’t let me catch you Louis Oosthuizen
We going flat bills, we going flat bills
Rickie Fowler da Fowler da Fowler da flat bills
We going button up, we going button up
Bubba da Bubba da Bubba button up
We going Mahan, we going Mahan
Grizzly bearded like a mountain man
We going insane, we going Ben Crane
Cuh-caw, cuh-caw. Golf boys, mayne