1. Watch as Billy on the Street‘s Billy Eichner and his Parks and Recreation pal Amy Poehler terrorize people on the streets of Manhattan by forcibly conscripting them into an ad hoc caroling group, the remuneration for which is a single American dollar.
2. Delight in the magic of a holiday season that suddenly has meaning.
3. I don’t know, call your mom or something and pre-apologize for whatever you’re going to inflict on her emotionally in a couple of weeks. Don’t waste these good feelings; they’ll fade soon.
4. Don’t name your kid Arrow. You’re costing him precious opportunities. Billy has warned you.