Not only does Mario get to ditch the silly “Italian” voice for this new short film, he gets a whole gritty backstory that buries the Dennis Hopper movie under so much question-mark-brick rubble. And it’s not just Mario! This clip is one of four, with Luigi as an addict and Peach and Toad forthcoming. Evan Daugherty, who penned Snow White and the Huntsman and the upcoming Divergent, wrote and directed. [h/t ComingSoon.net]
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AMC ordered a 13-episode fourth season of Hell on Wheels.
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