PART I | PART II | PART III |
PART IV | PART V | PART VI |
PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI
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A foreign reporter mistakenly thinks he’s getting an exclusive with Lovie Smith. |
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One of my favorite random moments of the day: A cute reporter from TV Azteca doing a flirty piece with one of the Bears … |
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… and this guy checking her out while smoking a cigar and talking on his cell phone. This killed me for some reason. You really had to see it in person. |
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Uh-oh, the Bears’ session is over. And you know what that means? FREE BRUNCH! FREE BRUNCH! We’re going to be fed!!!!!!!!!! |
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There’s only one way you could get newspaper writers to walk up a giant ramp like this: Tempt them with the thought of free food. Still, a scary walk for a group of people who, for the most part, are frighteningly out of shape. I’m surprised there weren’t more casualties. |
Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book “Now I Can Die In Peace” is available in paperback.