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PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI
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The most candid and engaging player on the Bears, Muhsin Muhammad, makes time for a reporter who spent at least $150 on that haircut. |
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Steve Mariucci and Rich Eisen pretend they think Deion Sanders is funny for the 145,675th time in the past four months. We’re nearing some sort of record. |
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Media day always has its share of intimate moments. I think these guys went out for ice cream after the hour was up. |
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I want to see this framed photo of Kyle Orton and Brian Griese hanging in a Chicago art gallery along with the caption, “We can’t believe one of us isn’t starting over Rex Grossman.” |
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Check out poor Kyle Orton — he went Ron Burgundy on us! I kept expecting him to stand up and start staggering around the stadium while swigging from a carton of warm milk. |
Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. His book “Now I Can Die In Peace” is available in paperback.