As NHL minicontroversies go, this was a pretty decent one to have: Did 2011’s first overall draft pick Ryan Nugent-Hopkins score the Edmonton Oilers’ third goal on Saturday night against the Vancouver Canucks, or was it his linemate, 2010’s first overall draft pick Taylor Hall, who redirected the puck past Roberto Luongo?
The Hockey Night in Canada broadcast crew called it for Hall, not changing their minds even upon slowing down to reexamine the footage. Later Zapruder-style frame-by-frame dissections seemed to back up their instincts, albeit with the same level of clarity present in the infamous Dallas film. But the league officially credited Nugent-Hopkins, earning him his third of the night, his first hat trick in just his third NHL game, and a whirlwind of breathless mythmaking coverage. Did you know it took another young Edmonton Oiler, Wayne Gretzky, THE Wayne Gretzky, 50 games before he scored three times in one? (It’s just too bad Derek Stepan and Fabian Brunnstrom, who each recently recorded hat tricks in their very first NHL games, weren’t Canadian.)
Anyway, Hall or Nugent-Hopkins could have scored the goal — heck, no. 99 could have materialized on the ice and tapped it in himself — and it still wouldn’t have mattered: The Oilers lost to Vancouver 4-3. There will be many more losses where that came from this season, but there will also be many more contributions, both in Edmonton and outside it, from the NHL’s up-and-coming talent.
There’s John Tavares, 2009’s first overall draft pick, scoring a hat trick of his own for the New York Islanders (in a game that they actually won, 4-2 over the Rangers) and adding an assist for good measure just two nights after he put up a two-goal, two-assist performance against the Tampa Bay Lightning for another Islanders win. There’s Gabriel Landeskog, picked second overall (that slouch) behind RNH in this year’s draft by the Colorado Avalanche, amassing two goals and an assist as a crucial part of a team that has gotten off to a strong and surprising 5-1 start. There’s the Flyers’ Sean Couturier, quietly doing something rookies — particularly rookie fowards — are rarely trusted to do: serve on the team’s top penalty kill unit. There’s young Phoenix defenseman Oliver Ekman-Larsson, who has already tripled his goal production from last year, netting three for the Coyotes in one four-game stretch and garnering both praise and affection from his teammates.1
As captain Shane Doan explained he’s called “Harry” because, thanks to his young face and an unforgettable Halloween costume, he reminds everyone of Harry Potter.
It’s early in the season, and that’s when some young players shine brightest, before the grind of 82 games and the growl of quick-to-adjust veteran opposition take their dulling toll. Still, it’s always exciting anytime the league’s future is out there on the ice right in front of us, fighting amongst itself and jockeying for position, for playing time, for prestige, for points.
On the other hand, as NHL minicontroversies go, none felt more stuck-in-the-mud than the one stemming from a different kind of battle in last Thursday’s Penguins-Capitals game. Far from the above teams relying on — or at least relishing — their new-to-the-league players, Pittsburgh and Washington have for years now been entrenched in a blood feud with some pretty big stakes. So it was no real surprise to see a guy from each team out near center ice going at it with flying fists in the third period of a closely contested and hatred-filled game, even if it was only a week into the season. Nor did it seem too unusual when the victorious of the two couldn’t help celebrating his knockout with a few taunting gestures.
But in this league, with its Byzantine code of acceptable conduct and its ever-quickening undercurrent of brain injury awareness and its unyielding two-party system of Pro-Fight and Pro-Peace, nothing is ever as simple as that. For one thing, the fisticuffs between fearsome Pittsburgh pugilist Arron Asham and scrappy Washington striver Jay Beagle was an absolute mismatch. It was also upsetting to watch: After gamely weathering a few spirited blows from Beagle, Asham TKO’d his opponent, leaving Beagle facedown on the ice with blood pouring from his face. Asham had his back to the carnage and didn’t realize its severity as he pantomimed a “knockout” sign and then a “go to sleep” motion that he later told reporters was “a classless move on my part.”2
Classless or not, it was far from the first time taunting gestures have been used in hockey, and it certainly won’t be the last.
His apology didn’t stop an army of anti-fighting activists from taking this as an opportunity to decry the state of violence in the league, as they will have occasion to do many more times over the course of this season. The cycle of discourse is always the same. It’s easy to make the point, and the point is compelling: How come the NHL suspends players for head-targeting hits, but not head-targeting fists? In a league so supposedly concerned with brain injuries, aren’t these battles the first ones that should go? It’s a difficult question, because for one thing, you’d be hard-pressed to find many league general managers or coaches, or even players, who truly wish to eliminate from the game these on-ice battles between two willing participants. Many argue that if the role of enforcer goes away, the number of dangerous cheap shots — high sticks, slew foots, and the like — will flourish. (It’s not unlike leaving those scary-big spiders alone to just do their thing in your yard.) Many hockey players and fans pride themselves on playing and watching a game that considers itself self-policing. But, as is occasionally the case, along with the cops can come the brutality, and round and round we go.
Lighting the Lamp: The Week’s Sickest Snipes
I feel like a kid’s hockey coach making this statement, but two of the best goals of the week were as much a function of great passing as they were of great scoring; there’s a reason assists and goals are each worth the same number of points in hockey. (Also, if we win tonight, I’ll buy everyone pizza!) With the L.A. Kings up 4-0 on the erratic St. Louis Blues on Tuesday night at the Staples Center, Anze Kopitar flipped up a
lob pass? Alley-oop pass?3
to Simon Gagne, who smoothly accepted it and went in for a low-angle shot past
Jaroslav Halak Brian Elliot for an absolute beauty.
Aha!: It’s called a rainbow pass, and it was almost precisely identical, in both placement and ultimate execution, to another goal that Kopitar set up Dustin Brown with last year against the San Jose Sharks. Kid’s got tricks.
Another result of pretty passing came with the score tied at one between the Buffalo Sabres and the Montreal Canadiens. With just 5.9 seconds remaining in the second period, the Habs’ Josh Gorges made a grave error: He iced the puck. The faceoff was brought back into the Sabres’ offensive zone, Buffalo proceeded to put on an absolute clinic in crisp puck movement, and I did a double take to make sure I wasn’t watching some ad for NHL12.4 (Those graphics do look mighty realistic … )
If those plays looked like something out of a skills competition, so, too, did Corey Perry’s wrister against the San Jose Sharks, in which the Anaheim sniper, who led the league in goals last season, might as well have been out there alone on the ice. I also enjoyed the pure scoring touch of Joni Pitkanen’s huge MacInnis-style slap shot against Boston. And it’s impossible not to love Teemu Selanne, who scored twice against San Jose and caused the NHL Network’s EJ Hradek to incredulously recall that at one point in Selanne’s long career he was actually being scratched for the likes of Matt Barnaby. Imagine that.
Nope, it was real, and it was spectacular. In just 3.1 seconds’ time so many Sabres got their sticks on the puck en route to goal scorer Thomas Vanek that Paul Gaustad, the man who began the whole speedy sequence with the faceoff win, wouldn’t even be credited with an assist.
Piling on the Pylons: The Week’s Worst Performers
This goal probably belongs on the list of the week’s best, but it’s almost more notable on the defensive side for its perfect depiction of this category’s name. Columbus looked like a bunch of traffic cones set out on the ice for a summer-camp stickhandling drill, with Dallas’ Jamie Benn playing the role of the dexterous camper, navigating his way around pretty much the entire Blue Jackets on-ice lineup before, almost as an afterthought, putting it into the back of the net.
It was, in many ways, a sad distillation of the Blue Jackets’ 0-6 showing thus far. The team is particularly hopeless when outnumbering the opposition, having scored only two goals this year on 30 power-play chances. Columbus has been without big offseason acquisition James Wisniewski for all six of its losses, as the defenseman continues to serve out an eight-game suspension levied for a preseason hit on Minnesota’s Cal Clutterbuck. Center Jeff Carter, who was traded from the Philadelphia Flyers, was placed on injured reserve on Monday for a hairline fracture in his right foot and, presumably, a broken spirit. This past weekend, coach Scott Arniel ran his team through a grueling bag skate,5 and writers have reported spotting as many as 27 scouts from around the league lurking during games, an indication that the franchise might be trying to make some moves. Fantasy hockey team owners aren’t the only ones to start considering panic trades this early on in the season, you know?
See here for the terrifying practice agenda, or you could just watch this.
But Columbus isn’t the only floundering team. On Tuesday night both the Minnesota Wild and the Ottawa Senators ushered sportswriters out of their locker rooms so they could have some alone time following losses.6 Other teams were more open about their misery: “Just embarrassing,” said the Predators’ Jerred Smithson after Nashville fell 3-1 to the Oilers and managed only 12 shots. “We don’t work, we don’t skate, we don’t forecheck, we have a hardworking team that doesn’t work hard and I don’t know, it’s beyond frustrating right now.” Defenseman Shea Weber added: “That was one of the worst losses I’ve ever been a part of.”
Coast to Coast: A Skate Around the League
- You may have noticed I haven’t said much about goalies here, despite such performances as Tuesday’s pair of 40-save showings from the Rangers’ Henrik Lundqvist and Buffalo’s Ryan Miller. Fear not, because I love zany netminders so much that I’ll be devoting a whole weekly blog post to them called “And a Beauty!” beginning tomorrow. Stay tuned.
- All four of last year’s postseason conference finalists — the Boston Bruins, Vancouver Canucks, Tampa Bay Lightning, and San Jose Sharks — have had unhappy beginnings, with a combined 6-13-3 record between the four teams. San Jose coach Todd McLellan had ominous words: “Quite frankly, we’re still missing some key people, and I don’t mean with injuries. They’re dressed, and they’re people that we count on they know who they are.” Patrick Marleau, Joe Thornton, and Logan Couture, all goalless, are pretty good guesses for the “they.”
- Are these the real Winter Classic jerseys? If so, I approve. (Let’s just hope that the Legion of Doom line will be suiting up in them, too!)
- Anaheim Ducks enforcer George Parros has long been a fan favorite — as a mustachioed, heavyweight-battling Princeton graduate, he’s certainly an intriguing figure — and recently his devotees found a clever new way to show their support. “Props out to the fans in SJ last night who breathed on the glass and drew in staches n placed their face behind said staches,” he tweeted.7 “[V]ery inventive.”
- On Monday night the Florida Panthers managed to outscore their NFL counterparts. The Panthers beat Tampa Bay 7-4, while the Miami Dolphins could muster only six points in their loss to the (Not Winnipeg) Jets.
- Earlier this summer, former Washington Capitals forward Matt Bradley, who signed with the Panthers in the offseason, had harsh words for his former teammate Alexander Semin, telling an Ottawa radio station that Semin “could easily be the best player in the league, and just for whatever reason, just doesn’t care. You almost get the sense that he wants to be back in Russia.”8 On Monday, Bradley apologized and said he wished he could take it all back, and the next night Semin recorded a goal and an assist against Bradley’s new team in an act that one Washington Post contributor described as “unload[ing] a dump truck of caring on us.”
- Really wonderful story about Craig Rivet, last year’s Buffalo Sabres captain now playing — by choice! — in the East Coast Hockey League. “When you play in the NHL, everybody watches you and it’s all about earning your money,” he told the Buffalo News. “Here, I’m not making any money, so people can’t crap on me. It’s covering all of the things that I’m trying to cover. I still get to wake up, stretch with the boys, ride the bike, get on the ice and get to practice. It’s been great.”
- Please don’t hurt me, Red Wings fans, for not having enough to say about Detroit just yet: The team hasn’t played since Saturday and won’t play again until Friday. In the meantime, they’re starting to go a little stir-crazy: an actual quote from coach Mike Babcock the other day went like this: “We’d like to play games, that’s just the way it is. But it is what it is, and we’ve got to be ready. We’re going to have a tiger by the tail. what’s going on there? Did a guy die in his stall?” (He had just noticed some crime-scene-looking tape around defenseman Jonathan Ericsson’s locker, which turned out to be a way to assert authority against encroaching sportswriters who overflow into his space while trying to interview the immediately adjacent Nicklas Lidstrom.)
- A potentially troublesome story worth following: the back-and-forth between the league and the players’ association over what constitutes “hockey-related revenue.”
- Despite being featured in the NHL’s “Clean Hard Hits and Good Decision Plays” video distributed to teams (I love that name, by the way — it sounds like a safe-sex pamphlet), Pittsburgh’s Kris Letang earned himself a Shanaban for boarding, getting suspended for two games by the Shanahammer for a hit on Winnipeg’s Alex Burmistrov.
- The Tampa Bay Lightning and New York Rangers have both opened with long road trips due to ongoing stadium renovations. The Rangers won’t play their first home game until October 27, though some writers got a sneak peek at the team’s brand-new locker room digs.9 The Lightning recently played their home opener but had to carry on without one of their rink’s newest features: a Tesla coil that generates actual bolts of lightning inside the arena but was still being tested. (Better safe than sorry, lest something akin to Edmonton’s malfunctioning oil derrick occur.)
- Some good ones over the coming days: Washington plays Philly tonight in a contest between two of the Eastern Conference’s top teams; the hapless Senators will get some, er, worthy competition with back-to-back games against Winnipeg and Columbus; surging Carolina faces shaky St. Louis on Friday; there will be no love lost between (the fans of) Toronto and Montreal on Saturday; and the Islanders and Florida face off Saturday in a matchup between two teams, one young and one old, that have thus far exceeded expectations.
Chirping Like a Champ: The Best Mouthing Off
In the case of the woeful Senators, this yielded a fun #senscloseddoormeeting Twitter hashtag. (Sample: “hey how did the media get in here? who was guarding the door?! oh it was sergei.”)
His Twitter handle is, fittingly, @Stache16.
This led to a great moment in agent-speak, so wonderful in its simplicity: “Alex always cares, no question. I am privy to private conversations. I know how much he cares.”
Speaking of crowded locker rooms, the periphery of that one is going to be pretty packed: Hockey superstitions clearly stipulate that one does NOT step on the team logo for fear of bad luck, and that thing takes up the whole damn room.
Things got a leeeettle bit hectic Tuesday night in the Boston Bruins’ game against the Carolina Hurricanes, as this box score makes clear:
The various meltdowns included, but were not limited to: the Bruins’ penalty box resembling a clown car; Chris Kelly fighting a headless Brett Sutter (I particularly like when he tries to wriggle his dome out of his armhole); Nathan Horton rag-dolling a strategically disinterested Tim Gleason (who later also drew a 10-minute misconduct on Milan Lucic, much to my fantasy PIM delight); Brad Marchand skating to the bench and sitting down without even knowing he’d been thrown out; Bruins coach Claude Julien also getting ejected; and Zdeno Chara getting all up in the face(mask) of Carolina goalie Cam Ward, leading Boston netminder Tuukka Rask to skate over and have a few words with Ward that, sadly for fans of hot goalie-on-goalie action, did not end up producing any romps.
“I’m not gonna waste my time with Tuukka Rask,” Ward later said, though as NESN appropriately points out, he may not be aware of just what Rask is capable of.
Let’s sum up the whole bizarre evening this way: Mad Mike Milbury would have been proud.
“He was out of shape.
He was fat. He’s skinny now.”
— John Tortorella
Katie Baker is a staff writer for Grantland.
Previously from Katie Baker:
Week 1 in the NHL
How to Pick an NHL Team
Coldhearted: Our Weekly Hockey Column Debuts
Wedded Blitz!: A sabermetric analysis of the September New York Times wedding announcements
The Timetable: Sidney Crosby’s Lost Year
Bake Shop: Advice for Dads With Daughters
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