Christopher “C.T.” Tamburello
Scored big points this week when he claimed to have found Jesus, made out with Robin and then denied her claims that the two had engaged in Coitus. Under the protest of the GM of Team Simmons, the Commissioner is reviewing whether or not C.T. and Robin will receive full points for the “pull sheet over head while making out” maneuver.
| Scoring Plays |
Points Awarded |
| Reneging on pre-stated religious beliefs |
25 |
| Extreme Intoxication |
5 |
| Casual Bigotry |
12 |
| Denying Coitus |
25 |
| Pull Sheet over Head (under review) |
n/a |
