That’s your man, Ansel Elgort. He made you cry when you watched The Fault in Our Stars. You were a mess. He got so heated at Willem Dafoe. He was like, “Pain demands to be felt,” and you were like …

Over the weekend, Elgort went to a Knicks game. As a native New Yorker, he gets to claim the Knicks. David Dinkins made that a law — the Kenny “Sky” Walker Act of 1990. But he definitely looks like a member of the Conehead family in these pictures from the Garden.

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That is seriously the second or third time this guy has ever put on a hat.

Look, if you are a celebrity, at a Knicks game — especially over a holiday weekend — you need to bring it. You must take the responsibility seriously. You can’t appear to be a shockingly realistic-looking boy robot. You need to have some chill, and to look like you belong. You can’t just point at your head and be like, “Basketball, guys!”

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Here’s another thing you should know. If you are at a Knicks game, and Chloë Sevigny is at the same Knicks game, you can only possibly be the second-coolest celebrity at the Knicks game.

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Never forget this woman and the greatest “Gimme a Minute” in MSG channel history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpFB4r_7MwQ

Honestly, Elgort was like the 112th most interesting person at this Knicks-Heat game. Michael B. Jordan sat next to Dakota Fanning and was like, “YOU WERE IN THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES.”

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There was also a very strong performance from Gabrielle Union. On enemy ground, at the Garden, Union stole the show from her husband, Dwyane Wade — after Wade stole the show during the game — popping up in his postgame interview.

Is … Dwyane Wade going to be cool again? Up is down! Black is white! Dogs and cats, living together!