Why Does Arsenal Need New Players When Emmanuel Frimpong Is Sitting Right There?

Via the indispensable 101 Great Goals, here is a video of Arsenal midfielder Emmanuel Frimpong celebrating scoring in FIFA, as himself, against Barcelona, against his friend who is dressed as Iron Man and Captain America at the same time. Salute to Frimpong, who is rocking his signature “DENCH” sweatshirt and proceeds to have a reaction that makes Gus Johnson sound like Joe Buck.

This is the second-coolest thing Frimpong has done recently. Nothing will ever beat him tricking out his SUV so it projects an image of Frimpong strangling former Arsenal teammate and current Manchester City player Samir Nasri.

Why in the world would you ever want Javier Mascherano when you could stay Dench!?

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