WARNING: Tony Mitchell Will Dunk You Into a Coma

The NBA is holding something called the #PaniniNBARookie photo shoot today, which is both a testament to David Stern’s tireless quest to sell advertising on every single thing that could possibly be associated with his sport, and also a great excuse to look at some fun portraits of NBA rookies. But none of that is important.

Because TONY MITCHELL.

This is your reminder that the Detroit Pistons are America’s Team this year.

And it’s also the first of at least 1,000 Triangle posts showcasing Mitchell and/or Andre Drummond highlights. You have all been warned.

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Andrew Sharp is a staff editor at Grantland.

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