The Grantland E-Bay Store: Used Socks, Chicago Bears Light Pulls, and Golf LampsThinkstock Images
2 CHICAGO BEARS CEILING FAN LIGHT PULLS FOOTBALL NFL FANS SPORTS MEMORABILIA — $4.99
What’s the most handsome a guy would have to be for a girl to still hook up with him after she saw these in his house? I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you’re anything below Rob Lowe attractive (let’s say you’re John Stamos), she’s going to see these light fixtures and leave. That being said, if you have a girl who has the sense of mind to leave a dude’s house because of some ugly ass light fixtures, she’s a keeper, switch out the fixtures and try to get her back!
Rare Vintage DOW Trophy Lamp GOLF old ’50s — $25
There’s not much to say about a lamp that looks like a golf bag that hasn’t already been said before. But for $25, this one is a steal.
3 SETS VINTAGE MINNESOTA TWINS GAME WORN STIRUPS PLAIN AND TC — $50
The listed price for these game worn stirrups is $50, but this seller has got to know that no one’s going to pay $50 for some dirty old oversized socks. So what’s the real “best offer” price here? To me, if someone offers $5, he or she has got to take that and run, because when you’re competing with golf lamp at $25 (which is both functional and doesn’t smell like shit), you’re fighting a real uphill battle.
Previously in this Series:
Is This Piece of Blue Turf Appropriately Priced?
The Ultimate, Most Decadent Gift for the High-Class Phillies Fan in Your Life
Buy This to Quickly Disperse of Any Fiscal Credibility
How To Win Wrestling Belts and Influence People
A Storage Unit, Patrick Ewing Plate, and Jan Stephenson’s Past and Future
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