So, Chris Carpenter’s Bathroom Sounds Like a Cool Place
Couldn’t have gone with, like, a nice bowl of potpourri? Bonsai tree? No? OK, removed rib it is, then.
Filed Under: MLB, St. Louis Cardinals
Chris Ryan is an editor at Grantland.
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