President Obama Is Filling the Kevin Garnett Void in Paul Pierce’s Life
Here is a video of President Obama sinking a jumper while playing some ball against a group of kids and the Washington Wizards at the White House Easter egg hunt. The only thing Obama is hunting is Paul Pierce’s dignity, and he bagged that, SON. Back to Obama. Look how Bradley Beal wanted nothing to do with Obama’s old-man trash talk. He was probably used to it. He’s gotten enough of that from Pierce and Andre Miller to last him three lifetimes. That’s just how Obama plays, too — no lift, barely any rotation on his shot, and then pure trash talk. Call the Department of Sanitation. The president of the UNITED STATES just put on his Jeff Green cape and disrespected the whole Wiz franchise.
Incidentally, Kevin Seraphin is somehow still alive after that Green dunk, but he’s not allowed to play basketball. Randy Wittman has him on a strict playing-tennis-with–Caroline Wozniacki regimen.
That’s probably the best move Wittman has made all year.
When Obama hit that shot and did that immediate stone-face spin like he was looking for the nearest exit to run out the gym, he completely forgot he was president of the United States of America. Here are some other things Obama said, once the kids and the cameras went away:
“DON’T LET ME OUT HERE IN SOME SHORTS, PAUL.”
“I’M THE REAL BIG TICKET.”
“DON’T WATCH ME, WATCH TV.”
“YOU WASN’T WITH ME SHOOTING IN THE GYM, PAUL.”
“OH YOU MAD ’CAUSE I’M STYLIN’ ON YOU.”
“PLEASE BELIEVE ME, PAUL. PLEEEEAASSEEE BEELEEEEE ME.”
“WE GOT PANCAKES INSIDE, PAUL. YOU WANT SOME PANCAKES?”
Obama is five days away from inviting the original And1 Mixtape tour to the White House.