Oh No, Serena Williams Made a Rap Song

Serena WilliamsOne of the most talented tennis players of all time, Serena Williams, loves not playing tennis. She also loves rappers. Because of these two facts, it should come as no surprise that she’s using her non-tennis time to rap. (Spoiler alert: It’s not as bad as you think it is going to be, but know that I’m never listening to it again.)

My name is Serena
On the court I serve ‘em up, NO SUBPOENA
I cook the track up like a frozen pizza
Beat so crazy, it might blow YA SPEAKERS

Can’t wait for this to be her walkout music at the All England Lawn Tennis Club. I know she’s got a white jersey dress dying to be worn.

NO SUBPOENA.

Update: Los Angeles rapper Game told TMZ: “You shouldn’t expect her to come with anything less than the official rap bars.” Game! Getting in on the Serena rap stock EARLY.

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Filed Under: Rembert Browne, Serena Williams, Tennis

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Rembert Browne is a staff writer for Grantland.

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