Oh, Cool! An Unholy Derrick Rose Man-Beast T-Shirt
Why is it that as soon as I saw this NBA “Gameface” T-shirt, featuring Chicago Bulls point guard and groin-injury-sufferer Derrick Rose, I immediately thought of the “NOT THE BEES!” scene from Wicker Man? Maybe it’s just my particular worldview, but there is something disturbing about this motif, this mating of man
and mascot. Other horrifying entries include LeBron James/FACE ON FIRE, Zach Randolph/Grizzlyman, Brandon Jennings with ANTLERS and, most disturbingly, Kemba Walker/CAT-FACE. (Because how, in the name of all that is just, did Kemba Walker get his own T-shirt?)
Check ’em out here. Collect them all and then pray for your eternal soul.