HEY! IT'S WEEK 3!

Welcome to Week 3 of the college football season, brothers and sisters. We wrote you a sing-along.

There’ll be Oregon
There’ll be Tennessee
There’ll be plushy ducks on motorcycles
Wait and see
Hey, it’s Week 3!
Hackenberg and Lions Nittany
Starring everybody
— And me

Jameis-Winston

There’ll be Louisville
There’ll be Kentucky
There’ll be Sonny Dykes and Urban Meyer
In Berk-e-ley
Hey, it’s Week 3!
LSU is good at football
Starring everybody
— And me

Mark-Dantonio

We’ll take the world
And tune it out all day
Come on join in
Noon kick, UCLA!

There’ll be Sta-anford
There’ll be A-ar-my
Taysom Hill is on a bye
And will be missed dearly
Hey, it’s Week 3!
Fall asleep while watching Tempe
Starring everybody
— AND WE.

Nick-Saban

There’ll be Delaware
There’ll be Na-a-vy
Boston College might win in L.A.
(No, seriously)
Hey, it’s Week 3!

Is there any way to stop it!?

Mack-Muppets

Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
— And me!

Manziel-Muppets

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Holly Anderson is a staff writer at Grantland.

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