Here’s an ad for a San Antonio supermarket chain featuring your favorite Spurs — Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Tim Duncan, Kawhi Leonard, and Red Mamba Matt Bonner. Gregg Popovich either (a) wrote and directed this clip and probably has a post-NBA life of making a Louie-style sitcom waiting for him in his golden years, (b) is furious for not being invited to participate, or (c) will bench all these guys for engaging in such frivolity on the eve of the season. Either way, stock up on corn relish; the Spurs play the Grizz tonight.

(h/t Kirk Goldsberry)