B.S. Report: Cousin Sal

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You know the drill by now: Dallas suffers a brutal loss on Sunday, then Cousin Sal shows up on Monday’s BS Report stammering, a mess of depression, and babbles about the Cowboys for a few minutes, pretends to listen to me as I give my thoughts on the previous day’s games (as he’s really thinking about how to erase “Romo” from his son’s birth certificate), and then somehow regroups in time to play another raucous game of “Guess The NFL Lines.” I feel like we’ve been here before. I feel like we’ll be here again.

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