And Here’s a Picture of Our Boss With a Mustache
Grantland’s fearless leader on Monday appeared on national television with a mustache.
The decision was met with mixed reaction. There were a few celebrity comparisons, more than a few porn jokes, and … well, OK, mostly horror.
What the heck is up with Bill Simmons’ mustache? It will haunt my dreams.
@PTI Oh my sweet Jesus, that is glorious. A mustache Magnum P.I. could be proud of.
@sportsguy33 ‘s mustache is absolutely petrifying
hey @sportsguy33 that’s the third worst mustache i’ve ever seen. i’m assuming you aren’t allowed near schools until you shave?
@sportsguy33 You have inspired me to start growing my own mustache. I think I’ll call it “The Simmons”.
@sportsguy33 Just saw your mustache– it’s worse than Michael Jordan’s.
Who else thinks Bill Simmons’ mustache makes him a ringer for Tom Friedman??
HOLY SHIT. SIMMONS WITH THE MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE A THIN STAN VAN GUNDY.
Feeling amused about this mustache until I saw Bill Simmons’ on PTI. Goodbye, short-lived, old-timey mustache.
Bill Simmons looks like he should be on the next episode of to catch a predator with that mustache.
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“I look at my career. I’ve played in playoff games,” Williams said. “Most of those guys haven’t played in playoff games. It is what it is. Hopefully those guys could make it to the playoffs. Hopefully those guys could continue the success that they’ve had in their careers. Much respect to those guys, because I don’t see a much of a difference in any of them.”