And Here’s a Picture of Our Boss With a Mustache
Grantland’s fearless leader on Monday appeared on national television with a mustache.
The decision was met with mixed reaction. There were a few celebrity comparisons, more than a few porn jokes, and … well, OK, mostly horror.
What the heck is up with Bill Simmons’ mustache? It will haunt my dreams.
@PTI Oh my sweet Jesus, that is glorious. A mustache Magnum P.I. could be proud of.
@sportsguy33 ‘s mustache is absolutely petrifying
hey @sportsguy33 that’s the third worst mustache i’ve ever seen. i’m assuming you aren’t allowed near schools until you shave?
@sportsguy33 You have inspired me to start growing my own mustache. I think I’ll call it “The Simmons”.
@sportsguy33 Just saw your mustache– it’s worse than Michael Jordan’s.
Who else thinks Bill Simmons’ mustache makes him a ringer for Tom Friedman??
HOLY SHIT. SIMMONS WITH THE MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE A THIN STAN VAN GUNDY.
Feeling amused about this mustache until I saw Bill Simmons’ on PTI. Goodbye, short-lived, old-timey mustache.
Bill Simmons looks like he should be on the next episode of to catch a predator with that mustache.
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“Actually, the last thing we shot with Matthew [McConaughey], which was really great because we got to surprise him, was from episode seven when Marty’s watching the video tape Rust stole from the Tuttle house and Matthew has his back to Woody. We start rolling and I keep it going and we gather the entire crew right outside the storage unit. We slammed the doors open, which kind of shocked him for a second, and then the whole crew was there to clap for him. It was pretty awesome.”