About Last Night: The Comeback Kids

Miles PlumleeIn case you were out living a life of leisure, here’s what you missed in sports on Thursday.

  • The Comeback Kids have done it again. Trailing by 20 with less than 12 minutes remaining, no. 4 Duke rallied to beat NC State 78-73 at Cameron Indoor Stadium. Once again, it’s a tale of pluck and resilience befitting a school filled with so many rags-to-riches students — the downtrodden, lowborn souls yearning outside the gates of power — who never stopped believing in themselves and their ability to climb within the system. O, Duke, you beacon of the little man, you shining symbol of mobility! Lady Liberty is your virtuous maiden, Uncle Sam your protecting angel!
  • Not to be outdone, no. 21 Florida State kept pace at the top of the ACC by coming back from an eight-point deficit with just 1:29 left and beating Virginia Tech 48-47 on Michael Snaer’s late 3. The struggling Hokies got more bad news after the game when they found out that their legal status as a basketball team had been revoked by President Obama to save money.
  • Draymond Green scored 20 points and grabbed 10 boards as no. 8 Michigan State earned a share of the Big Ten lead with a 69-55 win over no. 17 Wisconsin. In an unprecedented move, the tournament committee gathered early and decided to pencil the Spartans in for a 15-point loss in the Final Four, effectively ending their season.
  • In an appearance on the Michael Kay Show, Jeremy Lin said that he got his shot in the Knicks’ starting lineup because Carmelo Anthony vouched for him with coach Mike D’Antoni. According to sources, Anthony is already practicing how he’ll tell the story in bitter fashion when he’s sitting at a seedy bar in 15 years, penniless and alone.
  • In other Lin news, the NBA added him to the roster for the Rising Stars Challenge, which features the best rookie and second-year players in the league. Shaq and Charles Barkley were in charge of drafting the teams, and Lin was picked third, behind Blake Griffin and Kyrie Irving. Or, as they’ll be known from now on, Hakeem Olajuwon and Sam Bowie.
  • LeBron James said he would be open to returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers at some point in the future. “If I decide to come back, hopefully the fans will accept me,” he said. “No problem!” said cheerful Cavs fans, though they wouldn’t comment on why they all held glass bottles filled with gasoline and motor oil and white rags for caps.
  • UCLA football coach Jim Mora said that Tim Tebow’s presence on campus (to work on his throwing motion with an assistant coach) has led to Tebow-Mania, with lots of girls hanging around the football facilities. “I’ve never seen so many exposed ankles in my life!” gushed Tebow, who later admitted to losing what he called his “thought virginity.”
  • Lakers center Pau Gasol said that any possible trade over the next month is out of his hands, but admits that his future in Los Angeles is uncertain. “I’ve got a callback for this weird pet food commercial, but pilot season is basically over and I feel like my agent missed some real opportunities,” Gasol told the puzzled media. “I’m 31 years old. How long can you play basketball at night, just waiting for your dream job to come through, until you realize it’s time to go home and start a real life?”
  • A hedge-fund manager named Christopher Hansen proposed a $450 to 500 million sports arena in Seattle that could eventually bring the NBA back to the city. The plan is being vigorously opposed by Mariners infielder Chone Figgins, who decided that if he’s going to be hated by the city anyway, what the hell, he should just go all out.

OK. Here we are again, ready for the highly anticipated return of PARTICIPATION FRIDAY!

Each week, I ask you, the reader, to submit your stories to Grantland. You’ve delivered in style over the past month on a variety of topics:

Lately, I’ve become slightly obsessed with George R.R. Martin’s “Song of Fire and Ice” books, which were made into the HBO show Game of Thrones. NERD ALERT! There are several prominent families (or “houses”) in the kingdom, and all of them have a motto. For the Starks, it’s “Winter is coming,” which signifies the need to prepare for tough times. For the Lannisters, the motto is “Hear me roar,” or more informally, “A Lannister always pays his debts.” For the Arryns, “As high as honor.”

You get the idea. I started wondering what my motto would be, and realized it would be far less grandiose. Probably embarrassing. This week, I want you to send me your personal motto. Making me laugh out loud is a sure way to make the cut. The 10 best will be made world famous next Monday in this very space.

Send your entries to tobaccordblues@gmail.com, and have a great weekend.

Filed Under: About Last Night, Blake Griffin, Carmelo Anthony, Duke, Florida State, Jeremy Lin, Lebron James, Michigan State, Pau Gasol, Shane Ryan, Tim Tebow, Virginia Tech

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Shane Ryan is a contributing writer for Grantland. His book about the young stars of the PGA Tour will be published by Random House in early 2015.

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