Stephen StrasburgIn case you were out living a life of leisure, here’s what you missed in sports on Tuesday.

Hey everyone, I’m back. I got married last Saturday, which means huge changes for “About Last Night.” I’m an official adult now, and I realized that some of my material is immature and inappropriate. It’s time to clean up my act and become a lot more conservative and family-friendly with my humor. That way, everyone can enjoy a good hearty chuckle in the morning. But it’s only fair to give you a “transition day” to help you prepare. In the items below, I’ll use an example of “old humor” after the link, and then show you what the new, more adult jokes will be like in bold. Tomorrow, the old humor will be gone for good.