R. Kelly Is Coming Back … Again
“The P-P-Package. The P-P-Package. The P-P-Package. The P-P-Package.” — Pimp Luscious
Once these lines were stuttered at the end of Chapter 22, it was the end of an era. Although R. Kelly stated in an IFC behind-the-scenes screening of this final chapter that it was “going to end with a beginning,” there was no way to tell if we’d ever see Sylvester (husband of Gwendolyn, brother-in-law of Twan), Pastor Rufus (husband of Cathy, lover of Chuck), James (husband of Bridget, lover of Gwendolyn), Big Man (little person male stripper, lover of Bridget), Rose (the nosy neighbor, husband of Randolph), Pimp Luscious (pimping partner of Bishop Craig), Narrator, and the other members of the incestuous Chicago community ever again.
As a die-hard/know every word/used to partake in screening parties with other die-hard/know every word friends fan since Chapter 1 was released in the spring of 2005, I don’t know where I’d be in this world if it were not for lines such as:
“I say cool, climax, just let go of my leg” — Sylvester
“The man, is a midget. Midget. Midget. Midget” — Narrator
“I’m sorry girl, but that ho was me-e-e-eeeeee” — Cathy
“Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick put me in the closet” — Sylvester
Actually, I do know where I’d be. A gutter, not singing myself to sleep with “I’m sorry girl, but that ho was me-e-e-eeeeee.”
Still bummed that new chapters hadn’t been released, I assumed my life would continue on contently with a monthly viewing of Chapters 1-22 — that is, until the news of 2012 was released yesterday evening.
IFC + R. Kelly + Trapped in the Closet: The Next Installment + Teaser Trailer = God Bless America
Between this news and October’s Love Letter Cruise (tickets STILL available), 2012 will easily go down as the year R. Kelly officially made his seventh career comeback. Chi-town’s finest is BACK (sorry, Obama).
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