Let’s All Get Together Right Now and Watch Gerard Butler Crack Walnuts With His Ass While a Stadium Full of Screaming Germans Cheers Him On

It’s been said that love is the international language. This is incorrect.

The international language is “Gerard Butler cracking walnuts with his ass on German television while a stadium full of roaring spectators celebrates him like the magnificent walnut-conquering gladiator he is.” It’s what unites all of humanity. It’s what separates us from the lower animals. It’s what we experienced together right now, a thing that will bind us to one another forever.

Gerard Butler dumping a bucket of ice down his pants, well, that’s just a really good time.

[h/t Crazy Days and Nights]

Filed Under: Gerard Butler, The Most Important Youtube of The Day

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Mark Lisanti is an editor at Grantland.

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