Jurassic Park spawned enough sub-content to fill the Mariana Trench. But it wasn’t until Tuesday, September 9 — 21 years and three months after Jurassic Park’s release — that we received the very best piece of JP-affiliated culture. It’s Jeff “Ian Malcolm” Goldblum singing someone’s made-up words to John Williams’s Jurassic theme, and then leading Seth Meyers’s audience in a sing-along. (Just for the record, I’ve had secret lyrics to John Williams’s Star Wars theme since before Jurassic Park was a thing.)
23 Jump Street has a screenwriter, but Phil Lord and Chris Miller might only be producing this time around.
Guest-star mania for Portlandia’s fifth season — Natasha Lyonne, Matt Groening, Jane Lynch, Paul Reubens, and more.
Donald Glover’s got a new mixtape with DJ Drama coming in the next two weeks. Also, he gave the earth a nasty new four-minute freestyle starting at 38:30 in this video.
Nicki’s dropping The Pinkprint on November 24, almost four years after she came out with Pink Friday. Probability of a Mockingjay reference: high.
Here’s a new Homeland Season 4 trailer.
The worst live video you’ll see all week, starring Hole. [via]
Morgan Freeman joins Ted 2 as “an iconic civil rights lawyer who comes into the picture when Ted needs to resolve some legal issues.”
Nurse Jackie’s seventh season will be its last.
And A$AP Rocky and Sam Smith, together at last.