A little bit later today, Grantland’s full reaction to last night’s Grammys — from famous plus ones Lena Dunham and Carey Mulligan to apparently non-famous person Miguel, from Frank Ocean’s hipster wind-sprints to Hova’s First Inaugural Fund Raiser Swap Meet — will drop upon you with all the weight of dozens of LL Cool J lip licks. For now, though, let’s get right down to the meat of the thing, and knock out this list of winners. Below (via Forbes) is a partial tally, covering most of the major categories. Because, honestly, if you don’t already know who won Best Tropical Latin Album or Best Song Written for Visual Media or Best Regional Mexican Music Album (Including Tejano), well, then, I’m ashamed to know you.

RECORD OF THE YEAR
“Somebody That I Used To Know”
Gotye Featuring Kimbra

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Babel
Mumford & Sons

SONG OF THE YEAR
“We Are Young”
Fun.

BEST NEW ARTIST
Fun.

BEST POP SOLO PERFORMANCE
“Set Fire To The Rain” [Live]
Adele

BEST POP DUO/GROUP PERFORMANCE
“Somebody That I Used To Know”
Gotye Featuring Kimbra

BEST POP VOCAL ALBUM
Stronger
Kelly Clarkson

BEST DANCE RECORDING
“Bangarang”
Skrillex Featuring Sirah

BEST DANCE/ELECTRONICA ALBUM
Bangarang
Skrillex

BEST TRADITIONAL POP VOCAL ALBUM
Kisses On The Bottom
Paul McCartney

BEST ROCK PERFORMANCE
“Lonely Boy”
The Black Keys

BEST ROCK SONG
“Lonely Boy”
The Black Keys

BEST ROCK ALBUM
El Camino
The Black Keys

BEST ALTERNATIVE MUSIC ALBUM
Making Mirrors
Gotye

BEST R&B PERFORMANCE
“Climax”
Usher

BEST TRADITIONAL R&B PERFORMANCE
“Love On Top”
Beyoncé

BEST R&B SONG
“Adorn”
Miguel

BEST URBAN CONTEMPORARY ALBUM
Channel Orange
Frank Ocean

BEST RAP PERFORMANCE
“N****s In Paris”
Jay-Z & Kanye West

BEST RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION
“No Church In The Wild”
Jay-Z & Kanye West Featuring Frank Ocean & The-Dream

BEST RAP SONG
“N****s In Paris”
Shawn Carter, Mike Dean, Chauncey Hollis & Kanye West, songwriters (W.A. Donaldson, songwriter)

BEST RAP ALBUM
Take Care
Drake

BEST COUNTRY SOLO PERFORMANCE
“Blown Away”
Carrie Underwood

BEST COUNTRY SONG
“Blown Away”
Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins, songwriters (Carrie Underwood)

BEST COUNTRY ALBUM
Uncaged
Zac Brown Band

BEST COMEDY ALBUM
Blow Your Pants Off
Jimmy Fallon

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR, NON-CLASSICAL
Dan Auerbach