With today’s official release of Lady Gaga’s tepidly received Artpop and the generally disappointing feeling of having opened all our presents and not gotten what we really wanted, Lily Allen has come to the rescue with her comeback single, “Hard Out Here,” the accompanying twerk-happy video, and a very important message for Robin Thicke. Whether or not you enjoy sassy P!nk-esque critiques of the superficiality of the record industry or chalky-grey splatterings of simulated liposuction, Allen’s advice to “forget your balls and grow a pair of tits” is well-taken.