Afternoon Links: Spring Break Forever, or at Least Until You Go Bankrupt

Joe FrancisIt’s officially spring break season. Sorry, let me try that again: WOOOOO! IT’S OFFICIALLY SPRING BREAAAAAAK SEASON! Put your outfit’s roof down like you’re a birthday Bieber! Or don’t do that and respect yourself instead, I don’t care. WOOOO! Staying home making charts instead? That’s OK, so is Joe Francis. “Now, you want to see girls? Going wild? Yeah, it’s called the Internet.”

Filed Under: David Bowie, Justin Bieber, Loose Ends, The Cw

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Tess Lynch is a contributing writer to Grantland.

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