Afternoon Links: People On The Internet Have Opinions About The 2013 Coachella Lineup

Time for the Coachella lineup opinion monsoons! Among the gripes: no holograms, Kurt Vile billed in tiny print, we can’t use the poster as a calendar, somebody must have misspelled “Rolling Stones.” Looks like your 41 year-old cousin finally made his voice heard this year.
At least Modest Mouse’s appearance on the poster, along with the fact that the band has rolled out some new material at recent shows, can hold the hand of the little fifteen year-old inside us all and say, “Shhh, it’s all right.” Plus, we can turn these Coachella opinions into dollars and buy ourselves beautiful rings made of human skin and hair.

Filed Under: Coachella, David Bowie, Loose Ends, Louis CK, Nicolas Cage

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Tess Lynch is a contributing writer to Grantland.

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