Lena Dunham is less than titillated by the fact that Girls is getting its own porn parody (kinky cupcakes in the shower or I don’t care). Among other objections (“because it grosses me out”), Dunham takes issue with the dude-centric sexual gaze of the porn’s producer, Hustler, “because Girls is, at its core, a feminist action.” The comments section under that link are basically the rudest, by the way, but off of Dunham’s closing tweet that her XXX name would be “Murray Broadway,” one person chimed in to say “If you’ve spent years combating the perception that you’re an entitled child of entertainment privilege, you may want to skip reminding people your first pet was named Murray and you grew up on Broadway.”

• New Arrested Development clips for you. Related: Bananas cost $10 plus a key to the city.
• Vin Mona Lisa Diesel.
• Get well soon, Tim Curry.
• Twit wars: Cher vs. Wendy Williams, Katy vs. Keef, Saget vs. Topanga.
• Someone paid $1.5 million to sit next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a spaceship. If only I could return everything I’d ever bought from Forever 21 and outbid this person, I would.
• Celine Dion, disco dancing, and “Get Lucky.”
• Oh, lady. It wasn’t just a vase.
• Jennifer Hudson, save us all.
• This is the scariest high-art Mr. Potato Head I’ve ever seen.
• I mostly read the New York Times for the photos. The articles are just wuxtry.
• R.I.P., Intervention.
• R.I.P., Smash.
• UN-R.I.P., Tim Dog?
• Have a nice weekend, and look out for killer pandas.