Afternoon Links: James Franco Wants You To Be Quiet

“We got the royale with cheese. Look at my shit! We got fried pickles. Look at this shit!” Every time you talk or text, Spider-Man kills Franco’s father.



Filed Under: James Franco, Justin Bieber, Loose Ends, Natalie Portman, Selena Gomez, Steve Jobs


Tess Lynch is a contributing writer to Grantland.

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