“You have to really put that infadence on the J [in jeah].” The trailer for What Would Ryan Lochte Do? has arrived.

• Happy big red squares day! And what better way to get your Supreme Court Prop 8 information than celebrity tweets? And more celebrity tweets? And even more celebrity tweets? “Grrr! Rawwwrrr! I’m a dinosaur who disagrees!” Got you covered. Here you go.
• Uno, still the best card game to bring to a bar, is becoming a game show.
• A psychic friend < an accountant friend.
• Living young, despised, and free.
• You look taller as a Lannister. See also: GoT fan fiction (a sample:”Harry already left and Lysa is regaining her breath. Alayne plounged a toothbrush in her throat deep enough to vomit. She now was whasing her pretty mounth”).
• “The brain takes on a mind of its own” when frightened, and tells you to run away when it senses peril. That has to be what happened in the mind of Bieber’s shirt as he passed through airport security.
• Tildaing, the nap meme.
• 3-D street art vs. rap quotes street art.
• Draperizing mediocre products.
• Usher describes himself as “the black Larry David.” Join the club.